Dishy Goalie Monday- Bryan Pitton

DGM is usually based on a feeling, some might call it intuition, I call it attraction. This week is special and features a repeat guest, Bryan Pitton. You might remember him from PokeChicks post "Pitton Goes Pipe-to-Pipe".

Pitton was brought to our attention by @msconduct10. He is a 23 year old prospect for the Edmonton Oilers and currently plays for the Oklahoma City Barons. Pitton has also played this season with G5H alum, Zane Kalemba.

Now I know you're all waiting for the photos, but we like to get to know our boys a little before we ogle them shamelessly. So here is 5 little tidbits on the admirable Mr. Pitton.

1. When assigned to the Stockton Thunder of the ECHL, Bryan plays alongside his older brother Jason.
2. He is from Mississauga, Ontario (allegedly the current home of Don Cherry).
3. Was drafted in the 5th round #133 overall by the Edmonton Oilers in 2006.
4. He stands 6'2" and weighs in at 176 lbs. He has a wiry strength about him.
5. He has dreamy bedroom eyes.

Refreshing.

Wait the best part is right around the corner (or down the page).

With moves like these, I'd love to see a goalie dance off with @Geffman47.

*In game photos and videos provided courtesy of @MsConduct10.

Cougar Time...Patrick Killeen

Love is such a fickle creature. Last night I went to the Florida Everblades vs. Wheeling Nailers game with @Swamphockey. It was supposed to be routine guest tweeting appearance and then 6'4" of deliciousness hit the ice.

Patrick Killeen's style is a little aggressive (he really doesn't like you in his crease) and he has the size to easily enforce it. He only spent one period in our end, but the connection was there (delusional). I promise.

Killeen is a rangy Pittsburgh Penguins prospect who has a gift at covering the bottom of the cage (seriously his legs go on forevvvvver).

We made googly eyes at each other (at least that's what I'm telling myself).

Pokechick (who could not attend) jokingly recommended via text, "flash him your tits." I did not want to win that badly.

While the Everblades lost 3-1, not flashing turned out best for all. Killeen is only a baby and will celebrate his 21st birthday on April 15th. *Sigh, Yes I am a dirty old woman.

No worries Everblades fans Bobby Goepfert is still #1 in our hearts and though it almost got me fired from my guest tweeting (intern my butt), I'll say it again "Bobby Goepfert is back in our end. No more fantasizing about the other goalie. #Goepfertbabiesonly"

Friday Quickie

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

 

There is no such thing as too much Bobby Goepfert.

By the way, if you didn't hear, and I'm not really sure how you missed it, Bobby G is now on Twitter. It's a spectacular as I thought it would be. The fact that he often replies when you @ him, unlike some players( *cough* Mike McKenzie *cough*), is just the icing, on top of the icing, on top of the cake, on top of the pie.

Friday Quickie

Because sometimes you don't need words, and honestly, I'm of the opinion that you can never have too much Bobby Goepfert in your life.



If you missed the previous post on him, you can see it here.

My Current Obsession

I've tried to resist it for as long as I possible could, but I just can't go on any longer...



*cues up music*

I can't fight this feeelin' anymoooore...



I've forgotten every goalie that's come befooooore....



Ahem. Sorry, I was having a moment there. That's Bobby Goepfert, one of the goalies for my local ECHL team. He's pretty awesome, and if you haven't noticed, he's the current object of my goalie obsession.





His warm-up is definitely fun to watch...



And he's a pretty good dancer too...



Most importantly, he's one of the goalies who was featured on Puck Daddy last month for the fight he got into after sticking up for one of his defensemen in a line brawl. In case you missed it...



The best part in all of this? I get to go watch him in action tonight!

Welcome!

Goalie porn, goalie sutra: every hockey fan has witnessed it.

It's that delicious on-ice flexibility that makes even the most seasoned yogis blush. Standing groin stretch? Seated hip internal rotation? Oh, baby!

Going Five-Hole has a specific dedication: those few moments between the pipes where a goaltender gets a little Marvin Gaye with his crease to prepare to stop some pucks. From making sexy saves and bawdy blocks, to standing up for teammates and commanding the crease with butterfly style, stand-up or hybrid - we're all about the fierceness of the guys in big pads.

Feel free to submit your own photos of goalie porn in the wild from any level: NCAA, SPHL, FHL, CHL, ECHL, AHL, NHL (just make sure those 'tenders are of age).

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ECHL Florida Everblades goaltender, Bobby Goepfert.